I have had days of trying to do too much and not getting very far in the last week. It will change tomorrow. In an attempt to lighten my own mood I thought I would share some of my various indicators of discord in the last 8 days;
Opened the bedroom window, a gust of wind arrived at that very moment and a receipt for something I wanted to return flew off the dressing table. I have searched the garden high and low .The cat 2 doors down must have eaten it.
Ascended into the loft and hit my head on a beam then tripped over an old suitcase (now in tip because I threw it down the loft ladder together with a diatribe of very unladylike expletives)
Went to a client meeting and instead of pulling a highlighter pen out of my briefcase I pulled out a super tampax and put it on the table (both yellow and in a dim light looked the same to me)
Ran for a tube train and got my coat stuck in the doors and received a very sarcastic response from the driver who reluctantly opened them with " Please avoid doing impressions of a leaping idiot when boarding this train as it's liable to lead to injury"
Bit into an apple and bit my lip at the same time- drawing blood.
Came out of the wrong door at a prospective client's high security building and nearly caused an international incident involving 2 security guards and a policemen.They laughed at my impression of a blithering bimbo. I didn't as my life in a prison cell flashed before me.(Not holding out much hope of getting that work).
Off to do some yoga, meditate and find a black cat to leap over three times before bedtime.
Marie
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